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What’s better than a bike? A FREE bike! Thank God, my feet were about to fall off. Courtesy of a little angel named Olivia!
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BEST HOUSEWARMING GIFT EVER! Award goes to Zack Attack (@zackwhosthat) <3
Y’all take note.
PS: I’m clearly very easy to please.
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The sketchy futon was TOO sketchy, but look what was waiting for me outside of a college street restaurant because of a little crack on th edge?! Their loss is my patio furniture! Booyah!
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Too sketchy to use as patio furniture? #dontjudgeme
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Financial Plan/Diet…
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My First Solo Grocery Bill where I realized that food is god damn expensive (when you’re paying for it by yourself).
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Being An Adult is F#@king Expensive.
Mom: Give me the receipt from your dentist appointment, you have to keep those for your taxes. Ari: Uhh, I have an INVOICE...with your name on it. Mom: You didn't pay?! Ari: When I have I EVER paid for the dentist?! Mom: Pay it. You're an adult now. I assumed you knew this was going to happen. Ari: Allow me to counter-argue. You booked the appointment, and therefore you must pay. I'm a child for as long as I'm living under this roof. Your words. Lawyered. What's for dinner? -
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2 Weeks to Move Out
Mom: So are you excited?! Ari: Yeah, but mostly just scared... Mom: You should be, it's a cold, unforgiving, scary world out there. Ari: Thanks. Mom: Wanna cuddle? Ari: NO!.........yes. Mom: You know, I really do love you. "No Homo". Ari: *sniffle* I'm going to miss this. -
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Regarding Moving Out In A Month...
Mom: You need to learn how to cook actual meals, because eatting out all the time won't be good for your health. Arianne: I'm on it. Mom: You know, you also have to figure out how you are going to do your laundry. Arianne: There's a laundromat across the street. Mom: ...At this new place, do you have a shared bathroom? You need to take flip flops...and try not to sit directly on the seat, and- Arianne: MOM! Mom: What?! Arianne: Do you think I JUST started being a PERSON?! Mom: *silence* Arianne: I've had 24 years of practice. I'm pretty sure if I could survive 24 years of *THIS* I can handle living on my own for a few months. Mom: Whatever, just don't come back unannounced - especially around dinner time. Arianne: ...Dammit. -
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Meeting for Drinks
Stacy: Hey! Arianne: Before we start, let's promise not talk about work or men tonight. Stacy: Then what are we going to talk about?... Arianne: ...I don't know...let's just sit.
